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GOD SPEAKS!Be my disciples...God
Be my witness...God
Big bank theory, you've got to be kidding...God
C'mon over and bring the kids...God
Do you have any idea where you're going?...God
Don't make me come down there.God
Follow me...God
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test...God
Honor your father and mother...God
I'll lend you for a little time a child of mine...God
I love you and you and you and you and...God
Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer...God
Let's meet at my Sunday before the game...God
Let's meet Sunday ... face-to-faith...God
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage...God
My way is the highway...God
Need directions?...God
Remember the Sabbath Day by keeping it Holy...God
Tell the kids I love them...God
That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing...I meant it...God
We need to talk...God.
What part of "Thou Salt Not" didn't you understand?...God
Will the road you're on get you to my place?...God
You shall have no other Gods before me...God
You shall not commit adultry...God
You shall not covet...God
You shall not give false testimony...God
You shall not make for yourself an idol...God
You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God...God
You shall not murder...God
You shall not steal...God
You think it's hot here?...God


THE SENTENCE SERMONS

"Hurt people’ hurt people.
1 cross, plus 3 nails, equals 4given
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A Bible falling apart belongs to someone who isn't!
A Bible in hand is worth two on the shelf.
A chip on the shoulder is a heavy load to carry.
A Christ-centered life is like a good watch: open face, busy hands, pure gold, and full of good works.
A Christian without a church is like a bee without a hive.. buzz on in!
A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
A closed heart can only be opened from the inside.
A cloudy day is no match for a sunny disposition!
A dark world needs the risen son.
A day hemmed in prayer rarely unravels!
A double-minded man is unstable in all ways
A Faith that Fizzles before the Finish had a Flaw before the First.
A family altar can alter a family.
A fault recognized is half corrected.
A good example is worth more than good advice.
A good exercise for the heart is to bend down and help someone up.
A good friend is one who keeps up with you - but never looks down on you.
A good place for the "buck to stop" is at the collection plate.
A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, and a bad tree cannot bear good fruit.
A holy person serves God passionately.
A hypocrite is a person who's not himself on Sunday.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
A man can stand a lot as long as he can stand himself!
A man is not ready to live if he is not ready to die.
A man is rich according to what he is, not what he has.
A man who can kneel to God can stand up to anything.
A man’s action is only a picture book of his creed.
A man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash.
A marriage is the union of two forgivers.
A mind is like a parachute. It functions only when open.
A mistake is the opportunity to begin again!
A mistake not corrected is another mistake.
A mother's heart is the child's classroom.
A mother's love gives us our first glimpse of heaven.
A peaceful heart finds joy in all of life's simple pleasures.
A person is never so empty than when he is full of himself.
A person who hungers for money will starve to death spiritually!
A person whose Bible is falling apart usually isn't
A pessimist has no starter. An optimist has no brakes.
A real Christian is one who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip!
A rumor is about as easy to unspread as butter!
A sharp tongue is seldom an indication of a sharp mind.
A smile is a curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A smile is the shortest distance between two people.
A successful marriage isn’t finding the right person. It’s being the right person.
A table spread ceases contention.
A talent for the Lord will wither if not used
A temperamental person is easy glum, easy glow.
A ton of religion doesn’t equal an ounce of salvation.
A turtle only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.
A weakness in our attitude becomes a weakness in our character.
A wise child hears his Father's instruction.
A world of love makes a world of difference.
A. S. A. P.-Always say a prayer!
Actions speak louder than words.
Adversity introduces man to himself.
All Christians have the same boss.
All our seats come with a first-class service!
All sore and weak from Backsliding? Try Pew Sitting and Knee Bends.
All that I have seen teaches me to trust the Creator in all that I have not seen.
All that is needed for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
All the dirt is on the other side.
All too often we offer deedless faith and faithless deeds.
All TV is educational. What are your children learning?
Always put off ‘till tomorrow what you shouldn’t do at all!
Always remember you are unique just like everyone else
An early walk and talk with the Lord will last all day.
An empty tomb proves Christianity. An empty church denies it.
And you think it is hot here…..?
Anyone can give advice, but a real friend will lend a helping hand.
Anything that is impossible with man, is possible with God!!
Are the rules you live by God commands or man created?
Are the things You're living for worth Christ dying for?
Are you at peace or in pieces? Tell God about it!
Are you living or existing?
Are you lost? Come on in for directions!
Are you lost? Follow me! I know the Creator.
Are you sitting on the promises or sitting on the premises?
Are you still doubting the Love of God ?
Are you traveling with God or going your own way?
Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith lift!
Aren't you glad your mother didn't believe in abortion?
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in school.
As sure as God puts his children in the furnace, He will be in the furnace with them.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, in the Lord I do trust.
Ask about our pray-as-you-go plan.
Aspire to inspire before you expire
At the heart of sin is the letter "I".
Attend any AM service and receive a free Y2K compatible Bible
Baggage allowed.
Be an organ donor. Give your heart to Jesus.
Be as patient with others as God has been with you.
Be kind to unkind people: they probably need it most.
Be my disciples...God
Be my witness...God
Be patient with the faults of others, they have to be patient with yours. Romans 2:1
Be quiet enough to hear God's whisper.
Be strong in the faith you have and more will be added.
Be the change you want to see in people.
Be ye doers of the Word and not hearers only. James 1:22
Be ye fishers of men. You catch them, He will clean them.
Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!
Because Jesus is alive, I too, shall live.
Because of the extreme hazards, the sport of Backsliding will not be allowed. (Olympic themed)
Because we've been found we have a mission to find the lost.
Become an organ donor, give your heart to Jesus.
Before facing the challenges of the day, face the day with God.
Begin anew with God in (year).
Begin to weave and God will give you the thread.
Beginning of all things, explained in 2 words "GOD Created"
Being a servant is a choice
Believe in the power of prayer!
Believing Christ died, that’s history, believing Christ died for you, that’s salvation.
Best thing to save for your future is your soul!
Better the storm with Christ than smooth waters without Him.
Beware of the tranquilizers of the devil.
BIBLE: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
Bibles that are falling apart usually belong to people who aren’t
Big Bang theory: God Spoke and "Bang!" It happened
Big bank theory, you’ve got to be kidding...God
Blessed is the Nation Whose God is the Lord. Ps. 33:12
Blessings hemmed with praise will not unravel.
Breathe in God's Spirit, exhale God's love.
Busses welcome. Truck parking in rear.
C’mon over and bring the kids...God
Camels and Christians both release their burdens on their knees.
Can your life stand an eternal audit?
Can't follow the stars? Follow the One who made them.
Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings.
Can't sleep? We have sermons inside.
Carry a grudge and it becomes heavier with every step.
Cars aren't the only thing recalled by their maker
Caution. Driver of this vehicle subject to fits of praise!
Ch rch What’s missing?
Change is inevitable, growth is an option!
Character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash.
Character is what we stand for, reputation is what we fall for.
Character shows by the criticisms we forgive.
Children brought up in church are seldom brought up in court.
Christ Changed My Life
Christ departed so that the Holy Spirit could be imparted.
Christ is the longest part of Christmas.
Christ is the only third party in marriage who can make it work.
Christ means little to the church unless He means everything.
Christ replaced the dark door of death with the shining gate of life.
Christ traded in the comfort of the manger for the cruelty of the cross.
Christ was born here below that we might be born from above!
Christianity is letting Christ live in and through us.
Christianity is not meant to be merely a fire escape from a world of woe.
Christianity should be a steering wheel, not a spare tire!
Christians are like coals of a fire. Together they glow, apart they grow cold
Christians are not sinless, but they ought to sin less
Christians aren’t perfect. Just forgiven!
Christians aren't perfect. Just forgiven.
Christians can be molded or remain moldy.
Christians have a better journey with a destination that's out of this world.
Christians keep the faith, but not from others!
Christians lay up heavenly treasures by overcoming earthly trials.
Christians never see the last of each other.
Christians outside the church are like athletes without a team?
Christians, like pianos, need frequent tuning!
Christmas is coming...is there room for Jesus in your inn?
Christmas is the hope that even a small child can change the world.
Christmas rush getting you down? Come in for a faith lift?
Christ's return is near. Don't miss it for the world!
Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
Church Shopping? We're Open Sundays.
Church: A place where beating another is discouraged. (Olympic theme)
Church: Come to worship, leave to serve.
Church: Where the l(e)ast among us are in first place. (Olympic theme)
Circumstances are just raw material out of which God makes character and strength and virtue.
Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
Come early for a good backseat.
Come early if you want a back pew.
Come in and altar your life.
Come in and let us prepare you for your finals.
Come in and meet a Christian whose past was as dark as your present.
Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
Come in today and beat the Easter crowd.
Come on in, we're Heir Conditioned!
Come work for the Lord. Hard work, long hours, low pay, retirement benefits out of this world!
Communion Sunday--over a billion served!
Confess your sins, not your neighbors.
Confession of sin is not an admission of weakness, but a sign of strength.
Conflict is inevitable, but combat is optional.
Congratulations On The Birth of Your Son Mary and Joseph
Conscience is God's built-in warning system.
Count your blessings! Recounts are OK
Count your blessings, not your problems.
Daily devotions clear mixed emotions.
Daily prayer will diminish your cares.
Daily prayers lessen daily cares.
Darwin and the Dead know better now.
Darwin was wrong because fish don't walk & Jesus is still alive.
Deal with the faults of your friends as gently as if they were your own.
Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
Decisions can take you out of God's Will but not out of His reach.
Definition of a Christian: Under New Management
Delay is not denied pray.
Delay is preferable to error.
Destroy an enemy, make him your friend.
Did it ever occur to you that nothing occurs to God?
Did you thank God today?
DisAppointments are often His Appointments.
Do come in, trespassers will be forgiven!
Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
Do you check your foundation before or after the storm?
Do you have a haunting feeling that you should come to church this Sunday?
Do you have any idea where you’re going?...God
Do you spell your best friend D-O-G or G-O-D?
Do you want to go to heaven? Flight instructions given here!
Do your best and let Jesus do the rest.
Do your best and then sleep in peace. God is awake.
Does your spiritual house need spring cleaning?
Dollars go further when accompanied by sense.
Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb, that’s where the fruit is.
Don’t be afraid to swallow your pride. It’s non-fattening.
Don’t bother to give God instructions; just report for duty!
Don’t face the New Year or any day without facing Christ!
Don’t fear tomorrow; God is already there.
Don’t just believe the Gospel, behave it also.
Don’t keep the faith, spread it around!
Don’t make me come down there….God
Don’t use your ‘freedom’ as a rationale for sinning.
Don't be afraid to learn.
Don't condone what God condemns.
Don't doubt in the darkness what you knew to be true in the light.
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
Don't have anything to be thankful for? Check your pulse!
Don't just be good, be good for something!
Don't just believe in miracles, depend on them!
Don't leave earth without Him!
Don't leave home without Him!
Dont let the car fool you, my treasure is in heaven.
Don't let troubles get you down-- except on your knees.
Don't let yesterday use up today
Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
Don't sway or turn away from the old commandments. They're still new today.
Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
Don't worry about knowing people, just make yourself worth knowing.
Doubt sees the obstacles whereas faith sees the way.
Down in the mouth? Have a FAITH LIFT
Download your worries, get on-line with God!
Dreams need some do-ers!
Dusty Bibles lead to dirty lives.
Each day is a gift from God wrapped in His love.
Each of us has the ability to lighten another's load.
Earth is a testing ground-- how's your score?
Easter shouldn't be the only Sunday you rise to go to Church.
Easter! It’s the rest of the Christmas story...hear it here!
Easter: It doesn't get any better than this
Either He's Lord of all, or not Lord at all!
Enjoy this day! Compliments of God.
Enough is what would satisfy us if the neighbors didn't have more.
Enthusiasm for Christ is contagious, has anyone caught it from you?
Enthusiasm is contagious. You could start an epidemic.
Eternal trip to Heaven, all expenses paid. Inquire inside!
Even a small star shines in the darkness.
Even Jesus had a fish story.
Even little faults can ruin a person, like little holes in a tire.
Even when things don't go as we plan, God still has a plan for us.
Ever been between a rock and a hard place? It's good to be next to the Rock when you are in a hard place.
Every Bible should be bound in shoe leather.
Every good idea is not a God idea.
Every lump of clay needs "The Potter" to be molded for eternity.
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
Every saint has a past. Every sinner has a future!
Every time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future!
Everybody is liable to make mistakes, but fools practice them.
Everyone fails, that’s why Christ came.
Everyone struggles. Doubts & questions welcome here.
Everyone wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die.
Everyone wants to harvest, but few want to plow!
Everyone who thinks there ought to be a Sunday School ought to attend one!
Everyone you meet today is on heaven's most wanted list.
Everything is done before the eyes of God.
Everything is okay in the end. If it’s not okay, then it’s not the end.
Evil men will ultimately fail; Godly men will ultimately prevail!
Evil triumphs when good men do nothing.
Evolution is to science what quackery is to medicine.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord.
Expect great things from God! Attempt great things for God!
Experts made the Titanic. Amateurs made the ark.
Exposure to the “Son” prevents burning.
Extreme times demand deep faith.
Failure isn't falling down-- it's staying down.
Faith comes by hearing, hearing comes from the Word of God.
Faith does not stand around with its hands in its pockets.
Faith goes where eyes can't see.
Faith helps us when we are down
Faith in Jesus Christ makes the difference between despair and hope.
Faith in the future begets power in the present!
Faith is a journey, not a destination.
Faith is a plant which grows best in the winter.
Faith is believing what the unbeliever can't see.
Faith is daring the soul to go beyond what the eyes can see.
Faith is not a leap into the dark, but a step into the light.
Faith is not believing that God can. It is knowing that He will.
Faith is not real until it is all that you hold onto.
Faith is often strengthened right at the place of disappointment.
Faith is to the soul what a main spring is to a watch.
Faith keeps the one who keeps the faith.
Faith makes it possible for us to see the impossible.
Faith sees the invisible, believes the incredible, and receives the impossible!
Faith that does not call for sacrifice will never experience victory.
Faith Triathelon: Run through a Valley of Shadows, Swim in an ocean of Temptation, Cycle past Scorn (Olympic theme)
Faithfulness is God's requirement, fruitfulness is His reward.
Fall seven times, stand up eight!
Father knows best.
Fault finding is like window washing.
Fear him who is able to destroy the body and the soul!
Fear is the darkroom where negatives are developed.
Fear knocked. Faith answered. No one was there.
Feed your faith and your doubts will starve to death.
Feeling far from God --- WHO MOVED?
Feeling let down today? Try looking up.
Fight truth decay—study the Bible daily!
Finding hell is easy! It's at the end of a 'Christ-less' life.
Firefighters rescue, only Jesus saves.
Follow me...God
Follow your knows: Know God, Know Jesus, Know the Bible
Food for the soul uses no calories!
Fools say everything on their mind.
For a healthy heart, exercise your faith.
For a peace that lasts put God first.
For all you do, His blood's for you!
For every decision, you either suffer the consequences or reap the rewards.
For every sin the devil has an excuse.
For everything there is a season, a time for peace and a time for war.
For fast relief, take two tablets.
FOR MEMBERS ONLY. Trespassers will be baptized.
For the child of God, death is when the earth recedes and heaven opens up.
Forbidden fruits create many jams.
Forecast today: the Son will shine. Forecast tomorrow: God will reign.
Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more.
Forgive. If you remain sore, you will never soar.
Form good habits, they are just as hard to break as the bad ones.
Founded on the Word, Focused on the world!
Free food: Bread of life, Living water, Milk & honey
Free trip to heaven. Details Inside.
Freedom is by Grace, not by gambling
Friends are like elevators. They can lift you up or they can let you down.
Friends don't let friends go to hell.
Friends multiply joy and divide sorry.
Friendship is the cement that can hold the world together!
From Him, Through Him, and to Him, are all things. Thanks be to God.
Get a life! See John 3:16
Get connected: "WWW.GOD.CAN"
Get down on your knees and fight like a man!
Get on-line with God
Get out of WordPerfect and get into God's perfect Word.
Get rich quick-count your blessings
Get rid of your enemies, make them your friends.
Get your “fire & life” insurance here!
Getting rid of rust is a spiritual must!
Give according to your income, lest God make your income according to your giving.
Give all to Christ, He gave all for you.
Give God what's right, not what's left!
Give others a piece of your heart, not a piece of your mind.
Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
Give the devil an inch and he'll become your ruler.
Give your all to Christ; He gave His all for you.
Give your burden to Weightlifter from Calvary!
Give your troubles to God, He never slumbers nor sleeps anyway.
Give your troubles to God: He will be up all night anyway
Giving is sowing and God promises a harvest!
Giving makes living better.
Go for the wood (cross) (Olympic theme)
Go from "leave world to join church" to "enter world and be church".
God allows "U Turns"!
God allows our enemies to exist so we can learn to love them!
God answers all prayers! He answers yes, no, and wait!
God answers knee mail.
God answers prayer, not advice.
God bless you and all whom you love.
God bless you, It’s nothing to sneeze at!
God can take the place of anything. Nothing can take the place of God.
God can use ordinary instruments to produce a concert of praise.
God can use troubles to change hearts
God can’t fill you cup, if you don’t lift it up!
God comforts the disturbed and disturbs the comfortable.
God created heaven and earth...and you!
God does not ask your ability or your inability. He asks only your availability.
God does not hear your words, He reads your heart.
God does not promise a comfortable journey, only a safe landing.
God does what few men can do--forgets the sins of others.
God doesn’t choose the fit. He outfits those he chooses.
God doesn’t send us through deep waters to drown us, but to cleanse us.
God doesn't call the qualified; He qualifies the called.
God doesn't call us to be successful, only faithful.
God doesn't have a plan B.
God doesn't need great men. Great men need God.
God doesn't want shares of your life; He wants controlling interest!
God don’t make no junk!
God feeds the sparrow, but he never throws the food into the nest.
God gave everyone patience. Wise people use it.
GOD gives and forgives; men get and forget.
God gives every bird its' food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
God gives the milk, but not the pail.
God grades on a cross not the curve.
God has faith in us until we gain faith in Him.
God has given us two hands, one to receive with and the other to give with.
God has made no amendments to the Ten Commandments!
GOD IS
God is always on-line! Never a busy signal!
God is always present, whether asked or not.
God is as near as a whispered prayer!
God is at his best when man is at his worst!
God is at work here, come and join Him.
God is just a prayer away. Talk to Him.
GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.
God is the composer. Christians are His notes!
God is the only right thing left in a wrong world.
God is your heavenly father-call home!
God judges our riches not by what is in our pockets, but what is in our heart.
God judges what we give by what we keep.
God listens to prayer, not advice.
God loves everyone, but prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts"!
God loves us as if there were just one of us. We Are All One in the Body Of Christ
God loves us not because of who we are, but because of who He is.
God loves you whether you like it or not.
God made round faces; man makes 'em long.
God made the Sabbath and blessed it, even the cold ones!
God made this earth, enjoy its beauty
God made time, but man made haste. Take time to worship God.
God made two kinds: those that have and those that need.
God made you in his image, don’t try to make Him in yours.
God makes no mistakes. He never has to say oops!
God may meet you today where you least expect Him.
God may say wait, but he never says worry.
God measures success not in units of silver, but in units of service.
God needs our availability more than our ability.
God never closes a door without opening a window.
God never goes on vacation unless you take Him with you.
God not only orders our steps but He orders our stops.
God only answers kneemail.
God promised a safe landing, not smooth sailing.
God promised a savior, God sent a savior!
God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
God said it, I believe it, that settles it!
God said it, that settles it! It really doesn't matter if I believe it or not!
God says "Don't wait." Satan says "Procrastinate."
God sends trials not to impair us, but to improve us.
God so loved the world he sent his Son
God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
God Speaks!
God specializes in things thought impossible.
God still speaks to those who take time to listen.
God takes care of our living when we take care of His business.
God tries our faith so that we may try His faithfulness.
God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
God wants to do through us, what HE has done to us!
God will supply, but we must apply.
God will take us through if we will stand the pull.
God won't be looking for your medals, degrees or diplomas. He'll be looking for your scars.
God works through people who work.
God’s ability is not limited by our inability!
God’s forgiveness marks our obligation “paid in full”
God’s grace is free, but it’s not cheap.
God’s grace makes you a better person, but not better than someone else!
God’s hands are everywhere, put your hands in His!
God’s Redemption At Christ’s Expense (one word on each line as an acronym for Grace)
GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)
GOD's alphabet has only 4 letters between I & U...............L O V E
God's answers are wiser than our prayers.
God's children never say good-bye for the last time - I Thes 4:17
God's delays are not God's denials.
God's gifts are never loans, they are deposits.
God's last name is not "Damn."
God's love for us is not a love that always exempts us from trials, but rather, a love that always sees us through trials.
God's resources are equal to His requirements.
God's truth is protection from Satan's lies.
God's will should be our highest priority, not an option.
God's work must be done in God's way.
God's work, done in God's way, will never lack for God's supplies.
Going the wrong way, turn right here.
Going to church does not make you a Christian anymore than going to McDonalds makes you a hamburger.
Good exercise for the heart...bend down and help another up.
Good Friday is God’s goodness overcoming man’s badness
Good looks go skin deep. Good character goes heart deep.
Good old knee-ology is as good as some theology.
Good people don't go to heaven, forgiven people do.
Good works are the fruit, not the root, of salvation.
Got Jesus? You’ll need Him.
Got milk? How about meat? Hebrews 5:12-14
Got somebody who's always getting your goat? Talk to the Shepherd.
Got time for God? 3 services, no waiting
Grace is not an excuse to sin, but it is the power not to!
Great is the Lord, and most worthy of praise!
Grief cannot be dry cleaned away; it must be washed in tears.
Grin! God loves you! The rest of us will wonder what you've been up to.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Happiness is in heaven, but the joy is in the journey.
Happiness is like jam, you can’t spread it without getting some on yourself.
Happiness may be thought, sought and caught, but never bought!
Hate is not a family value.
Have a heart? Give a food basket on heart day.
Have character! Don’t be one.
Have fun in the son...you won’t burn.
Have no fear in tomorrow. Jesus is already there.
Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons. Come hear one!
Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test...God
Have your tools ready and God will supply the work.
Having a sharp tongue can cut your own throat.
Having a tough week? Well be open Sunday!
Having part time religion is like having part time work, it won't support you.
Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
He art the heart!
He came out all right.
He came to pay a debt He didn't owe because we owed a debt we couldn't pay.
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose.
He is wise who takes God as a teacher.
He is your friend who pushes you nearer to God.
He who angers you, controls you.
He who fears God has nothing to fear.
He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
He who is not contented with what he has would not be contented with what he would like to have.
He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.
He who loses money, loses much; He who loses a friend, loses more; He who loses faith, loses all.
He who plans on making it to Heaven had better read the map.
He who slings mud loses ground!
He who sows sparingly will reap sparingly.
He who toots his own horn usually plays a solo.
He who walks with God will be out of step with the world.
Heaven is a one way ticket. If you get halfway, you didn't make it.
Heaven is a prepared place for a prepared people.
Heaven...don’t miss it for the world
Heavenly forcast: Jesus will REIGN forever!
Heavenly forecast....Reign forever!
Hell has no exits. Heaven needs none.
Hell has no fire escapes.
Help is just a prayer away.
Hem your day with prayer and it will be less apt to ravel at the edges.
His pain is your gain!
History repeats itself because no one listens.
Holiness is a sign of true repentance.
Holiness is not the way to Jesus--. Jesus is the way to holiness.
Home improvement: take your family to church.
Honesty is not only the best policy, it is the Will of GOD!
Honor your father and mother...God
Hope is putting faith to work but doubt would make it easier.
Hope is the anchor of the soul made possible by our acceptance of God's grace.
Hope: birth, life, death, resurrection
Hot outside? Try one of our Sundays!
How come if the shoe fits, it’s ugly!
How do you make a good day better? Make it a Godly day.
How to be Y2K compliant (Philipians 4:6-20): Yield to God's Peace, Plan, Power & Provision.
How to Build a Church; Some Assembly Required
How will you spend eternity...Smoking or Nonsmoking?
Hungry? We serve spiritual food!
Hurting people need comfort, not sermons.
Hypocrite : a person who is not himself on Sunday.
I am never alone. God will be with you always, everywhere you go.
I am secure in Christ. No need to fear any person or future.
I asked Jesus, how much do you love me...and he stretched his arms wide...
I have a Friend in high places.
I know not what the future holds, but I know Who holds the future!
I love you and you and you and you and...God
I never said it would be easy... I only said it would be worth it.
I pray only on days that end in 'y' !
I would rather walk with God in the dark than go alone in the light.
I’ll lend you for a little time a child of mine...God
Ideas won't work unless you do.
If a man can be found faithful in hard places, he can usually be trusted in high places.
If at first you don't succeed, read the instructions (Bible)!
If attendance is any indication, there won't be many men in heaven.
If Darwin is right, you'll be a monkey's uncle!
If God is your Co-pilot - Swap seats! (If God is your co-pilot, you are in the wrong seat!)
If God puts you on hold, don’t hang up!
If God seems far away - who moved?
If He is worth possessing, He is worth proclaiming!
If heaven is your destination, do you have a reservation?
If I rest, I rust.
If Jesus is in your heart, please tell your face.
If money talks, what does yours say?
If no one ever had a need, we'd never see a miracle.
If one first gives himself to the Lord, all other giving is easy.
If prayer does not drive sin out of your life sin will drive prayer out.
If someone really has you "burned up," remember God has experience
If the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.
If there is no wind, ROW.
If we are like Christ, some will not like us.
If we are not fishing, we are not following.
If we know our “rights,” do we know our “wrongs?”
If we meet and you forget me, you have lost nothing; But if you meet Jesus Christ and forget Him, you have lost everything.
If we pause the think, we’ll have cause to thank.
If you always tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what you said.
If you are gong to waste, let Jesus recycle you.
If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you are looking for a sign from God, this is it.
If you are not a sinner, come early and bring one who is!
If you are not as close to God as you want, guess who moved.
If you are to busy to pray, you are too busy.
If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
If you cannot have what you like, like what you have
If you can't be an "Onward Christian Soldier," at least don't pass the ammunition to the enemy.
If you can't forgive yourself, you're saying Christ didn't do enough.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the shepherd instead.
If you can't sleep, don't count sheep; talk to the Shepherd.
If you can't stand the heat-- better make plans to avoid it.
If you cheat on the test, don't thank the Lord for the "A"
If you don’t care where you are gong, any road will get you there.
If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born-again.
If you don't avoid the bait-- you'll end up on the hook. James Kennedy
If you don't fellowship you are not among the fellow sheep.
If you don't have anything to pray about, thank God you don't.
If you don't know if it is wrong-It is usually wrong.
If you don't know Jesus you're in for one hell of a time!
If you don't learn from your mistakes, there is not use in making them.
If you don't like the devil's fruit, stay out of his orchard.
If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
If you don't remember Him all day, don't ask Him to remember you at night.
If you don't think everyday is a good day try missing one.
If you don't want the fruits of sin, stay out of the Devil's orchard.
If you falter in times of trouble, how small is your strength! Proverbs 24:10
If you find yourself with time on your hands, put 'em together and pray.
If you give the devil an inch, he will become the ruler.
If you give to people, you will receive from the Lord.
If you have a kind thought, share it now!
If you have accomplished all that you planned for in life, you have not planned enough!
If you have enough of Jesus to get to heaven, you have enough of Jesus to get you to church.
If you have the seal you should have the zeal.
If you have time to pray, God has time to listen!
If you keep in step with God, you'll be out of step with the world.
If you like our sign, come hear our sermons.
If you live right, you won’t get left!
If you love Jesus --- COME ON IN !
If you love me, keep my commandments. 1John14:15
If you make money your God, it will hound you like the Devil.
If you need “a life,” Jesus Christ offers “eternal life”
If you never stick your neck out you'll never get your head above the crowd
If you pause to think, you'll have cause to thank!
If you really love Jesus, you won't be flirting with the Devil.
If you see someone without a smile, give them yours.
If you stand for nothing, you will fall for anything.
If you teach school children that they came from animals, don't be surprised when they act like it.
If you think being meek is week, try being meek for a week.
If you think it is hot here, try hell!
If you think meek is weak, try being meek for a week.
If you think you are perfect, try walking on water.
If you truly seek Him, you will find Him-thus said the Lord.
If you walk with the Lord, you'll never be out of step.
If you want dreams to come true, you mustn't oversleep.
If you want to be happy, trust Lord.
If you want to be miserable, worry.
If you want to cast a big shadow, stand in God's light!
If you want to walk on water, you have to get out of the boat.
If you want your neighbor to see what Christ can do for him, let him see what Christ did for you.
If you were on trial for being a Christian--- would there be enough evidence to convict you?
If you worry, pray. If you pray, why worry?
If you’re looking up to God you won’t be looking down on people.
If you'll stand for Jesus He'll stand for you!
If your Bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
If your hope is not in Jesus, you are hopeless!
If your knees are knocking, kneel on 'em!
If your troubles are deep seated and long standing, try kneeling.
If you're a Christian, earth is the only hell you'll ever know! If you're not a Christian, earth is the only heaven you'll ever know.
If you're far from God in life-- you'll be far from God in death--
If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
If you're living your life like there is no God, you'd better be right!
If you're looking for a sign from God-- this is it!
If you're not ready to forgive, you're not ready.
If you're ready to die, you're ready to live!
If you're too busy to pray, you're too busy.
I'm a fool for Christ. Who's fool are you?
I'm a master mechanic. Let me fix your life
I'm a sinner, but with Christ I'm a winner.
I'm the Christian the devil and liberal media warned you about! Testimony Time
Image is what people think we are.
In case of earthquakes, floods, tornadoes and nuclear war, the ban on prayer in public schools in temporarily lifted.
In case of nuclear attack-- the ban on praying in school is lifted.
In God we trust-Right on the money!
In God’s economy, failure is never final.
In happy moments praise God, in painful moments trust God.
In spite of inflation, the wages of sin are still the same.
In the dark? Follow the Son.
In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT let him be the PERIOD!
In this life it's not what you have, but Who you have that counts!
In times of loss the Lord is our comfort and strength.
Ingratitude curdles the milk of human kindness.
Instead of pointing a finger, hold out a helping hand - Isa 42:3
Instead of putting others in their place. put yourself in theirs- Phil 2:4
Integrity is what we really are.
Interested in going to heave? Get your flight training here!
Into each life a little rain must fall. Who's your umbrella?
Is God your first thought or your last resort?
Is prayer your steering wheel or your emergency brake?
Is what your living for worth Christ dying for?
Is your home on the rocks, or on the Rock?
Is your life running on empty? Free fillups here every Sunday!
Is your passport to eternity in order?
It is a boy! His name is Jesus!
It is a great mistake to do nothing because you can only do little.
It is better to learn late than never.
It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!
It is good to be saved and know it, but it is better to be saved and show it.
It is hard to stumble when you're down on your knees.
It is my hearts desire that I must be NO more, that He be KNOWN more.
It is never too soon to plan for eternity.
It is not the outlook but the up look that counts!
It is not what you know but what you’re willing to learn.
It is okay to sit on your pity pot now and again. Just flush when you are done.
It is our job to love folks, and God’s job to change them.
It is unlikely there’ll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
It is wiser to chose what you say rather than say what you chose.
It only take a few moments to open deep wounds, but it takes years to heal them.
It rains on the just and the unjust.
It takes courage to stand up and speak...also to sit down and listen.
It's a good thing God chose me before I was born, because he surely would not have afterwards.
It's good to be saved and show it!
It's hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
Its not about freedom, it's about addiction.
It's not the outlook, it's the uplook that counts!
Its not what you know that counts, it's Who you know.
It's user-friendly plus we offer tech support here on Sundays at 10 am.
It's very difficult to be religious, but so simple to be a Christian.
Jesus became what we are so we can become like He is.
Jesus built us a bridge, with 2 boards and 3 nails.
Jesus came for me and you!
Jesus came to save us from our sins, not leave us in them.
Jesus came to save, not condemn.
Jesus can calm the storm and He can calm you in the storm.
Jesus Christ-- He paid the price!
Jesus Christ….”He is the Real Thing!”
Jesus declared the truth; He never gave opinions.
Jesus did not come to make God's love possible, but to make God's love visible.
Jesus did not drop out of school, He was suspended.
Jesus died for you so live for Him.
Jesus-- Final Answer!
Jesus had his palms “red,” so he could see our future.
Jesus invested His life in you. Have you shown any interest?
Jesus is a friend who knows your faults but loves you anyway.
Jesus is an equal opportunity savior.
Jesus is changing the world-- one life at a time.
Jesus is coming soon, don't miss Him for the world.
Jesus is coming. Where are you going?
Jesus is my ROCK 'N I'm on His ROLL.
Jesus is returning, resistance is futile
Jesus is right for whatever is wrong in your life.
Jesus is the door, the way, the truth and the life. Because He lives, I can face tomorrow.
Jesus is the Quicker Picker Upper
Jesus is the rock that doesn't roll.
Jesus is the way...what more can we say!
Jesus lives in the community; He only visits the church.
Jesus never taught how to preach, only how to pray.
Jesus paid a bill He didn't owe.
Jesus said “I came that you may have life.”
Jesus still makes house calls...just invite Him!
Jesus takes pleasure in transforming trash into treasure.
Jesus walks the walk as well as talks the talk.
Jesus was born in a ‘one star’ hotel.
Jesus was born to be the King!
Jesus will calm the storm or calm you in the storm.
Jesus! Don't leave earth without Him!
Jesus, coming soon for a soul near you.
Jesus...the way God spells salvation.
Jesus-Don’t leave earth without Him.
Join us for happy hour—10:00 a.m. Sundays
Join us on your way to eternity.
Jump-start your week...attend church.
Just because we came from dirt doesn't mean we have to wallow in it.
Just knowing God’s Way is no the same as going God’s Way
Keep calm...blowing your stack adds to pollution!
Keep looking up. God is looking down.
Keep the faith, but not from others.
Keep using my name in vain, I’ll make rush hour longer...God
Keep your head and your heart pointed in the right direction and you wont have to worry about your feet.
Keep your words sweet...someday you may have to eat them!
Kind words are always the right kind.
Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
Kindness...the oil that removes the friction of life.
Know Him Eph 1:17
Know more Bible, no more Satan
Knowing without doing is like plowing without sowing!
Knowledge is proud; wisdom is humble!
Knowledge is weightless, a treasure you can always carry easily.
Knowledge puffs you up. Love lifts you up.
Laborers needed for God's harvest.
Laughter is a smile that bursts.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people!
Lead a child to Christ, save his life.
Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Lent is Spring Training for Christians.
Let Jesus be the Solution to Your Resolution
Let me not pray to be sheltered from dangers, but to be fearless in facing them.
Let the Bible fill your memory, rule your heart, and guide your feet.
Let’s meet at my Sunday before the game...God
Let's meet Sunday ... face-to-faith... God
Liberty must be “re-won” by every generation.
Life doesn't give any make up tests.
Life has many choices, Eternity two. What's yours?
Life is a puzzle...look here for the missing peace!
Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely!
Life is fragile. Handle with prayer.
Life is full of choices. Eternity has two. What’s yours?
Life is hard, and then you get to die and be with Jesus.
Life is like a game of tennis, the one who serves seldom loses!
Life is like a ladder; every step we take is either up or down.
Life is like a mirror; it never gives back more than it gets.
Life is like tennis, the one who serves the most seldom loses!
Life is our gift from God. Our gift to God is how we live our lives!
Life is short--pray hard!
Life under the cross means relentless reformation!
Lighthouses don’t make noises...they just shine!
Ligodfe What’s in you’re life.
Like the snow, no trouble lasts forever.
Listening is helping a person t understand himself better.
Little is much when God is in it!
Live as if Christ died yesterday, arose this morning, and is coming back tomorrow.
Live life so that the preacher won't have to lie at the funeral.
Live so your preacher won’t have to lie at your funeral!
Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
Looking for a sign from God? This is it. Worship Him.
Looking on the bright side of life will never cause eyestrain.
Lord make me humble so that I may not stumble.
Lord, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am!
Love is a gift from God, use it daily & weekly.
Love is the only language that everyone understands.
Love multiplies when divided.
Love not only gives, it also forgives.
Love your enemies. It will confuse them.
Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage...God
Make friends with the Creator of Heaven and get in free.
Make the Golden Rule your daily rule.
Make your church grow: some assembly required
Make your eternal reservations now--- 'smoking' or 'non-smoking'?
Man creates the distance, Jesus builds the bridge.
Man sees your actions. God sees your motives.
Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless hope!
Many church members are neatly starched and ironed, but they've never been washed!
Many Give God credit, few give him cash
Many things are opened by mistake none more often than the mouth.
Many who say "Our Father" on Sunday spend the rest of the week acting like orphans.
Marriage takes a lot of heart work.
Marriages are made in heaven, but so are thunder and lightning!
May is God's apology for February.
May we live simply so that others may simply live.
May your teenage head banger meet The Ageless Heart Knocker!
May your troubles last as long as your New Year’s Resolutions.
Measure yourself by what's inside.
Men will die, this is sure, sin the cause, Christ the cure.
Men, hold your wife and kids instead of the remote.
Mistakes occur when you don't let God act His role.
Money is a great servant but a terrible master!
More time in God’s house brings better times in your house.
Morning praise will make your days.
Most friction in life is caused by the tone of the voice.
Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
Most sins are habit forming.
Mountain tops inspire leaders, but valleys mature them!
My blessing is in my attitude.
My boss is a Jewish carpenter.
My heart belongs to Him for He is within
My little children, let us not love in word or in tongue, but in deed and in truth.1 John 3:18
My way is the highway...God
Nails could not have kept Jesus on the cross had love not held Him there.
Need a Lifeline? Talk to God!
Need directions? I've got them. God
Need directions?...God
Need some color in your life? Give JESUS the paintbrush...............
Never ask God to bless what His Word calls sin.
Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God.
Never borrow sorrow from tomorrow!
Never doubt the darkness that led you to the “light”
Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.
Never look down on anyone unless you are helping them up.
Never look down on others, only God sits that high - Amos 6:8
Never pass up a chance to keep your mouth shut.
Never put a question mark where God has put a period!
Never run faster than your guardian angel can fly!
Never try to carry tomorrow's burdens with today's grace.
Nike says "Just do it," but Christians say, "It's a done deal!
No Brainer: Whom Do You Believe, Jesus or Darwin?
No day is dark when the “son” is present!
No force is greater than the power of God!
No God? Even Darwin believes now.
No Jesus, no peace; Know Jesus, know peace!
No man is poor that has a Godly mother.
No man stumbles when he is on his knees.
No matter how much you nurse a grudge, it won't get better.
No one can take away God's gifts or presence from me.
No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
No one has ever choked to death by swallowing his pride.
No one is hopeless who hopes in God.
No road is long with good company.
No winter lasts forever; no spring skips its turn!
None is more beautiful than the one in whom Christ is reflected.
Not once has God said, “don’t call me, I’ll call you”. Pray.
Not only cars are recalled by their maker.
Nothing else ruins the truth like stretching it.
Nothing is “opened by mistake” more than the mouth!
Nothing lies beyond the reach of prayer, except that which lies outside the Will of God.
Nothing lost matters if you save your soul; nothing saved matters if you lose your soul.
Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
Now taking reservations for eternity. Smoking and non-smoking
O Come, all ye faithful...and anyone else! Sundays 10:00 a.m.
Offer hospitality without grumbling.
Often man's disappointments are God's appointments.
On the race track of life make pit stops: Pray, Inspire, Touch!
Once wise men followed a star. Now they follow the Son.
One cannot be envious and happy at the same time.
One cannot build a church with stumbling blocks.
One cannot spell church without U.
One man alters his opinions to fit the truth. Another alters the truth to fit his opinions.
One thing you can give and still keep...is your word.
One, on God's side, is a majority.
Only a living Savior can rescue a dying world.
Only God can give all of Himself to everyone.
Only God can make a Christmas!
Only God is in a position to look down on anyone.
Only one finisher in the race for eternal life - more expected. (Olympic themed)
Only what's done for Christ will last.
Opening the Bible can be a real eye opener!
Opportunity knocks once. Temptation leans on the doorbell!
Our best friend “Jesus” conquered our worse enemy—death.
Our Easter message: "The end is not the end."
Our God is in heaven; he does whatever pleases him. Ps 115:3 NIV
Our hearts are restless until they find rest in God
Our job is not to see through one another, but to see one another through.
Our life paints a picture of God to our neighbors.
Our strength is seen in the things we stand for.
Our world revolves around the Son.
Patience carries a lot of wait.
Patience is a tree whose root is bitter, but its fruit is very sweet.
Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of wait.
Peace is not the absence of trouble; peace is the presence of God.
Peace is the presence of power, not the absence of trouble.
People are like tea bags; put them in hot water to know how strong they are.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
People are not your problem, they are your purpose.
People brought up in Sunday School are seldom brought up in court!
People do not care how much you know until they know how much you care.
People may doubt what you say, but not what you do.
People who always keep an open mind risk losing their brains.
People won't care how much you know until they know how much you care.
Perseverance is an indication of faith.
Pick your friends, but not to pieces!
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
Please come in and do an about faith!
Plenty of folks give the Lord credit, few give Him cash!
Praise like sunlight helps all things grow!
Pray all the time….if necessary, use words!
Pray daily God doesn’t let his regular customers down!
Pray for world peace.
Pray in season and out of season.
Pray it is a four letter word you can say anywhere (except school).
Pray up in advance.
Pray without ceasing. Thessalonians 5:17
Prayer - Don't give God instructions- just report for duty.
Prayer does not change God, but changes those who pray.
Prayer doesn't make the morning come faster, but it sure makes the night seem shorter!
Prayer doesn't need proof, it needs practice.
Prayer gives you a calm-plex.
Prayer is asking for rain, and faith is carrying the umbrella.
Prayer is more effective when we spend as much time listening as we do talking
Prayer is oil for the daily grind!
Prayer is talking to God. Meditation is listening to God.
Prayer is the key to Heaven, but faith unlocks the door.
Prayer is the next best thing to being there.
Prayer is the tunnel we travel to get through impossible situations.
Prayer moves the hand that moves the world.
Prayer should be the first resource, not the last resort.
Prayer will do a lot of things for us. Worry will do a lot of things to us.
Prayer will put backbone where your wishbone is.
Praying will give you a calm-plex!
Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary.
Prejudice melts in the face of compassion.
Prepare for your finals! Read the Bible!
Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.
Problems are those things we see when we take our eyes off the goal.
Prosperity attracts friends, adversity tells you who they are!
Providence: what some people refer to as "accidental".
PSALMS read here.
Pure religion is love in action.
Put Christ first in your life!
Put your creed in your deed.
Put your plans in pencil but give God the eraser
Reach up as far as you can, and God will reach down the rest of the way.
Read The Bible.....It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!
Reading the Bible without meditating on it is like trying to eat without swallowing.
Redemption Center- No coupon needed.
Redemption: God's recycling plan.
Reflect upon your blessings, of which every man has plenty, not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some. (Charles Dickens)
Religion is meant to be bread for daily use, not cake for special occasions.
Remember the banana, when it left the bunch it got skinned.
Remember the Sabbath Day by keeping it Holy...God
Remember the scars and stripes of the Savior this 4th of July.
Remember, Jesus died for you, that makes you a very important person.
Remember--One's harvest is not always reaped in this life.
Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are.
Righteousness in you heart produces beauty in your soul.
Road rage? How would Jesus drive?
Run the good race. Enter here (Olympic themed)
Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up?
Salvation is free-- but not until you ask for it.
Salvation: Don’t leave earth without it!
Same owner for 2000 years.
Satan can't bring you down any further than your knees.
Satan draws circles, God draws lines.
Satan laughs at our toiling, mocks at our wisdom, but trembles when we pray.
Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies.
Satan was defeated at the cross.
Saving time bears no interest unless it is spent wisely.
Say YES to Jesus and saying NO to drugs will be easy.
Scripture is not cake just for special occasions, but it is bread for daily consumption.
Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
Seek the Lord while he may be found Isa 55:6
Selfishness and love are forever opposed to each other.
Service is love in overalls!
Service is not spelled serve-us.
Service is the rent we pay for room on earth.
Serving Christ under law is duty under love.
Serving God is an investment that pays eternal dividends!
Seven days without prayer makes one weak.
Seven prayerless days make one weak.
Shouting to make your children obey is like using the horn to steer your car
Show your love for Christ to someone today and Christ will show His love
Sign broken, message inside this Sunday. (get message inside)
Sin has no minimum wage.
Sin is not hurtful because it is forbidden; it is forbidden because it is hurtful.
Sin offers much and pays little.
Sin will keep you from the Bible, but the Bible can keep you from sin.
Sing to the Lord with thanksgiving...Psalm 147:7
Sinners will be attracted to the light.
Sit In Demonstration This Sunday at 11:00AM
Smoking won't send you to hell, it'll just make you smell like you've been there.
Snowballs are like promises, easy to make and hard to keep.
So live that no one can despise your Savior.
Soft answers turns away wrath. Proverbs 15:1
Some Christians are weak during the week without Jesus.
Some marriages are made in heaven, but they all have to be maintained on earth.
Some people are humbly grateful. And others are grumbly hateful
Some people do their best and leave the rest to God, but should give it all to God and then do their best.
Some people find fault like there was a reward for it.
Some people need a good swift kick in the seat of their can’ts.
Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet!
Some that pray 'Our Father' on Sunday, Live like orphans the rest of the week.
Some would rather build a temple than be one.
Someone has said, "A brook would lose its song if God removed the rocks."
Someone should invent a loudspeaker for the voice of conscience.
Sometimes the Lord calms the storm; Sometimes He lets the storm rage and calms His child.
Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
Sorrow looks back, worry looks around, and faith looks up.
Soul food served here.
Soular energy used here.
Soular powered by the Son. Beware of the high cost of low living!
Souls/programs: Both must be saved and debugged by their Maker!
Speak kind words and you will hear kind echoes.
Speak well of your enemies, you made them.
Speech is the sacred vehicle of the invisible soul.
Spiritual victory comes only to those who are prepared for battle.
Spring.... God's greeting card.
Stack every bit of criticism between two layers of praise.
Stay happy and make the devil mad.
Stay within whispering distance... if you stray, you won't hear His voice.
Stomach ache? Doctor Tooth ache? Dentist Heart ache? God
Stop. Drop, and Roll doesn't work in hell.
Stress may always be there, but so is God.
Success comes in cans, failures in can't.
Sunset in one land is sunrise in another.
Support groups are great but the support of God is best.
T.G.I.F. Thank God I’m Forgiven
Take a tip from nature...your ears aren’t made to shut, but your mouth is.
Take care of the possible and God will take care of the impossible
Take stock in Jesus, the dividends are great.
Take time to love...it’s God-like.
Talking is sharing, listening is caring.
Tell the kids I love them...God
Temper is like a fire...it gets destructive when out of control.
TGIF : Tithes Go In First
Thank God for dirty dishes...at least you have something to eat.
Thank God for what you have, trust God for what you need.
Thanksgiving is good, but thanks-living is better.
That “Love Thy Neighbor” thing...I meant it...God
The 1st step to wisdom is silence, and the 2nd step is listening.
The apostles were the maker’s dozen.
The best ability is dependability.
The best antique is an old friend.
The best Christmas gift ever was wrapped in a manger!
The best inheritance a parent can leave is a Godly example.
The best possession you can have is a true friend.
The best sermon is preached with one's life rather than with one's lips.
The best things in life are not things.
The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.
The best way to exercise faith is to give it 'works' to do.
The best way to get even is to forget.
The Bible becomes more beautiful the more it is read & understood.
The Bible doesn’t need to be rewritten….just reread.
The Bible fights truth decay.
The Bible is most helpful when OPEN.
The Bible is not meant merely to inform, but to transform.
The Bible is the best TV guide.
The Bible is the only book in which the author is always present.
The Bible isn't antique or modern, it's eternal.
The Bible...God's blueprint for life.
The Bread of life never gets stale.
The bridge you burn now may be the one you later have to cross.
The brook would lose its song if the rocks were removed.
The Burden bearer is our Carrier
The center of church must be located outside the church.
The chain of a mother's prayers links her child to God.
The choice to rejoice leads to an attitude of gratitude.
The church is a hospital for sinners, not a rest home for saints.
The church is like a bank, the more you put in the greater your interest.
The church must always be in exodus.
The closest distance between a problem and its solution is the distance
The company you keep will determine the trouble you meet.
The cost of freedom is eternal vigilance. Pray for America
The cross is God's compass pointing to heaven.
The cross is God's way of making a plus sign out of a minus.
The cross is the place where love and sin meet!
The Devil believes in Jesus. Is he in Heaven?
The devil can only take as much ground as the Christian will give him.
The Devil Is Not Afraid Of A Dust Covered Bible.
The Devil wants to control you; God wants to lead you!
The devil’s trick is no treat.
The dewdrop does God’s work as much as the thunderstorm!
The door of opportunity is marked push.
The easiest way to bring up a child in the way he should go is for you to be traveling that same route.
The Easter Bunny didn't rise from the dead.
The empty tomb proves Christianity. The empty church denies it.
The extra mile is never crowded.
The family that prays together, stays together.
The fool hath said in his heart, "There is no God" Psalm 14:1
The future is as bright as the promises of God!
The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving.
The greatest ability is dependability. Your greatest ability is availability.
The greatest Man in history was also the poorest.
The greatest message ever heard came from an empty tomb.
The greatest of evils is our indifference towards evil!
The heart is an organ...let the master tune it.
The heart is the happiest when it beats for others!
The heaviest thing you can carry is a grudge.
The herein determines the hereafter.
The life of the Christian is like breathing in and out: in for strength and training, and out for ministry and service.
The light of the world knows no power failure.
The Line to God is never “busy” Just call Him.
The Lord works from the inside out. The world works from the outside in. E T Benson
The Lord’s yoke doesn’t fit a stiff neck.
The love of God is like the Amazon River flowing down to water one daisy.
The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground!
The milk of human kindness is not skimmed!
The moral fabric of a nation is woven by the threads of God fearing homes.
The more gold is purified in the furnace, the purer it becomes.
The most flammable type of wood is a chip on the shoulder.
The most important part about Christmas is the first six letters.
The most important thing about Christmas is Christ.
The most powerful position on earth is kneeling before the Lord of the universe
The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything!
The only ability you need to work for the Lord is availability!
The only condition for loving is to love without conditions.
The only limits to God's grace are the limits we put on it.
The only people you should get even with is those that helped you.
The only valid passport to Heaven is Jesus' blood.
The original Christmas Club.
The past is behind-learn from it. The present is here-live in it.
The pastor told me to change this sign. I did.
The perfect church for those who aren't.
The poor person is not one without a cent....but the one without God.
The power of God is not magnified in success or failure, but rather in the hearts and loving actions of His people.
The prayer that never fails…”Thy Will be done.”
The prodigal son was having a bad 'heir' day!
The 'Promised Land' is always on the other side of the wilderness.
The puzzles of life will one day be seen from another viewpoint and from there we shall see how each piece was fitted together with absolute perfection.
The real measure of your wealth is how much you would be worth if you lost all your money,
The real treasure hunter is looking for streets of gold.
The reason a dog is everyone's friend is that he wags his tail and not his tongue.
The reason we don't talk to our friends about God is because we don't talk to God about our friends.
The resurrection assures what Calvary secures!
The richest chords require some black keys.
The rubber of faith meets the road of reality under hardship.
The search for God ends in Christ.
The seat next to Jesus is no easy chair. Mark 10:37
The smaller we become the more room God has to work.
The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
The supreme judge asks you to do some cross examining.
The surest steps to happiness are the steps to church!
The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
The tea kettle, although up to its neck in hot water, continues to sing!
The Ten Commandments are not an option!
The ten commandments are not multiple choice.
The Ten Commandments--- You can't break them but they'll break you.
The thing to spend on your children is "time".
The tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.
The tongue weighs little but few can hold it.
The true test of a saint's life is not successfulness but faithfulness.
The wages of sin are not negotiable.
The wages of sin have never been reduced.
The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.
The wages of sin is death...shouldn’t you quit before payday?
The way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
The Will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.
The world crowns success; God crowns faithfulness.
Then He spoke a parable to them, that men always ought to pray and not lose heart. Luke 18:1
There are 3 kinds of memory...good, bad and convenient.
There are four kinds of church members: the tired, tireless, tiresome and retired.
There are many things in my life for which I am ashamed, but Jesus is not one of them.
There are no accidents with God.
There are no impossible cases with God... His Grace is sufficient for all.
There are two things I've learned: There is a God! And I'm not Him!
There is always enough time to do God's will.
There is much in the world to make us afraid; but much more in JESUS to make us unafraid!
There is never a right way to do wrong.
There is no more guilt or punishment - God loves and accepts me just as I am.
There is no revenge as complete as forgiveness.
There is no reward from God, to those who seek it from men.
There is no right way to do a wrong thing.
There is nothing I can do to make God love me more or less.
There is nothing too small in the service of God.
There is only as much power in the pulpit as there is prayer in the pew. Empower your pastor today!
There is plenty of heavenly music for those who are tuned in.
There is snow place like church on Sunday.
There is something wrong if you are always right.
There will never be a reduction in the wages of sin.
There's peace and calm in the 23rd Psalm.
They see our methods, He sees our motives.
They'll know we are Christians by our love.
Things that are not eternal are already out of date.
Things that never happen seem to worry us most.
Things that please are temporary. Things that disturb are temporary. Things that are important are eternal.
Things workout best for those who make the best of the way things work out.
This battle is not yours-- it's the Lords!
This blood's for you!
This church is "prayer" conditioned.
This Church is on fire! But you don't need to call 911.
This Church is Prayer-conditioned!
This day is brought to you by Jesus….enjoy, and give thanks!
This is a ch_ _ch. What is missing? …………….(UR)
This is just a little country church with a lost and found.
Those who love God never meet for the last time.
Those who walk with God always reach their destination.
Those who walk with God won't run from people's needs.
Those who wish to sing always find a song.
Though vice may feel nice, virtue won’t hurtue!
Though your sins be as scarlet, God can make them whiter than snow.
Thoughtfulness is to friendship as sunshine is to a garden.
Through our strengths we are useful, through our weaknesses we are usable.
Throwing mud at someone is spiritual ground lost.
Time well spent is time spent in prayer.
Tithe if you love Jesus. Anyone can honk!
TITHE! Anyone can honk!
To avoid the fruits of sin, stay out of the devil’s orchard!
To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
To be born free is a divine blessing, To die free is a dutiful responsibility.
To be lifted up, go down (on your knees).
To belittle is to be little.
To define God is to confine God.
To ease the heartache of another will ease the weight of one's self
To forgive is to set the prisoner free, and then discover the prisoner was you.
To get to heaven turn right, keep straight!
To get to heaven, it is who you know that counts!
To hear God speak, turn down the volume of the world.
To keep “on your toes,” you have to stay “on your knees.”
To keep from getting burned stay in the son.
To make a mountain out of a molehill, just add dirt!
To master temptation...let Christ master you!
To prevent getting sinburned, apply a lot of sonscreen.
To put your fears to rest, put your faith in Jesus.
To reach your destination, you will need a map—the Bible.
To realize the worth of the Anchor we need to feel the storm.
To speak kindly does not hurt the tongue.
Today is a gift—that’s why it is called “the present”
Today is ready cash, spend it wisely!
Today's heavenly forecast, Reign forever!
Too many people are Christian streakers ... all they have on is the helmet of salvation.
Too many people clamor for the freedom to do what should not be done.
Trade God your pieces for His peace.
Tragedy can make you bitter or better.
Trespassers will be baptized!
Trials are the food of faith.3
Triumph is just a little “try” and a lot of “umph”!
Trouble began, not with the apple in the tree, but the “pair” on the ground.
Trouble is usually produced by those who do not produce anything else.
True character is revealed by what we do when no one is watching!
True character is unveiled in misfortune.
True prayer is a way of life, not just an emergency route.
True wealth is not great possessions but fewer wants.
Trust says Jesus can! Faith says Jesus will!
Truth is the enemy of those who Hunger for Power.
Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back.
Try our Sundays. They're better than Dairy Queen.
Trying times are times for trying.
Turn or burn.
Two marks of a Holy person: Giving and Forgiving
Under the same management for 2000 years.
Unplugged? Plug in and get current with God!
Use your past as a springboard. NOT a sofa!
Visit us on your way to eternity.
Visitors are not just welcome. They are expected.
Visitors are welcomed, members are expected!
Vote no to bondage.
Walk with God, don’t just talk about God.
Walmart isn't the only saving place!
Want to avoid burning? Use "Son" block.
Want to plan a heavenly trip? Get details here.
Wanted...pew fillers...apply Sunday, 10:00 a.m.
WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
We all have enough strength to bear someone else's burden.
We always find time for the things we value most.
We are a “walk-in church” No appointment needed!
We are all citizens of eternity.
We are called to be witnesses, not judges.
We are distributors of the Bread of Life.
We are not called to impose the gospel, but to expose the gospel.
We are not Christ's lawyers, we are His witnesses
We are not Dairy Queen but we have great Sundays!
We are not on this earth to get rich, we are on earth to be enriched.
We are open for business on the highest authority.
We are saved by God's work, not good work.
We ask God to provide, and when He does, we congratulate ourselves.
We believe on UFO's: Unity, Forgiveness & Outreach !
We cannot avoid growing old, but we can avoid growing cold.
We discover our best when things are at their worst.
We do not change the message, the message changes us.
We do not have to know the answers to remain faithful.
We do not preach the gospel of Jesus Christ...We preach the gospel Jesus Christ preached.
We don't change the message, the message changes us.
We don't have a prayer without God.
We have a prophet” sharing plan...join us.
We have all new sermons. No summer reruns!
We have never really given anything to the Lord until we've given Him our all.
We hold things together with duct tape. God uses nails!
We love because He first loved us! 1 John 4:19
We may not serve ice cream, but we have great Sundays.
We must use things and love people; not the other way around.
We need not fear the darkness if we are holding to the Light.
We need to seek God Himself more than His gifts.
We need to talk...God.
We never get sin under control.
We often find Him outside of our comfort zone.
We please God best when we trust God the most.
We remain open between Easter and Christmas.
We see the things not the way they are but the way we are
We set sail, God makes the wind.
We set the sail; God makes the wind.
We should be more concerned with the Rock Of Ages, instead of the age of rocks.
We stand best when we kneel the most.
We take for granted the things for which we should be giving thanks.
We welcome you with open “psalms.”
Weather or not, come on in!
Welcome to our church...come early for a back seat!
We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!
We're called to stand out! Not blend in!
We're too blessed to be depressed.
What does it take for God to get our attention?
What God had joined together let not Firestone separate.
What I can do, plus what God can do, equals enough.
What if God is asking US for a sign??
What is politically correct may not be spiritually correct.
What matters most in prayer is not body position but heart condition.
What part of “Thou Salt Not…” didn’t you understand?...God
What this country needs is more dirty fingernails and less dirty minds.
What you really, really desire is what you worship.
Whatever the weather, smiles make sunshine everywhere.
When a Christian is in the wrong place his right place is empty.
When a fellow is kicking, he has only one leg to stand on.
When all else fails, trust God !
When daily miracles happen, give God the glory.
When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out all right.
When God calls time the game of life is over!
When God calls you to service-- never stoop to be a king!
When God calls you, does he get a busy signal?
When God measures us, the tape goes around the heart, not the head!
When God ordains, He sustains.
When God puts a period, do not change it to a question mark.
When God says "no", it's because He has something better in store
When God threw our sins in the Sea of Forgetfulness, He posted a 'No fishing sign'.
When He was on the cross, you were on His mind.
When in doubt….faith it!
When it comes time to die...make sure all you got to do is die.
When it comes to prayer-- don't hang up, hang on!
When it seems hardest to pray, we must pray the hardest!
When Jesus is all we have, we realize Jesus is all we need.
When Jesus went home He left the front door open.
When life knocks you on your knees-- pray there
When life knocks you to your knees, stay there and pray.
When life needs rebooting--- remember-- Jesus saves!
When searching for tomorrow the first thing to look for is God.
When someone gets you hot and bothered, just turn on your "prayer conditioner".
When the Lord's people become a dirty gray... The black sheep become more comfortable...
When the outlook is not good (bad), try the uplook.
When things go wrong, don't go wrong with them.
When trouble calls, call on God.
When was the last time you told God you love Him? He is still listening.
When we come to the end of ourselves that's where God will begin.
When we face the worst that can happen in any situation, we grow.
When we forget ourselves we do things that are remembered.
When we get one fire for God, believers will be warmed.
When we worry we do not trust.
When we've done what we can--- God will do what we can't!
When you are the zero, He is the One.
When you ask how someone's doing - wait to listen to the answer.
When you can't see God's hand you can trust his heart.
When you don't witness, you just did.
When you feel down, go be a blessing to someone else!
When you find yourself far from God, remember it is not He that moved.
When you flee temptation do not leave a forwarding address.
When you get tired talking to your friend about God--, talk to God about your friend.
When you go against God’s grain, you get splinters!
When you judge people, you have no time to love them.
When you see God's Hand in everything, it is easy to leave everything in God's Hands!
When you speak, don't forget, God is listening.
When you're down to nothing, God is up to something!
Where death finds you, eternity will keep you.
Where God guides, He provides.
Where the will of God leads you, the Grace of God will keep you.
Where will you spend eternity? a) here b) heaven c) hell d) not sure.. is that your final answer?
Where will you spend eternity? Smoking or nonsmoking!
Whether I live today or die today, either way I live tomorrow!
Which exit will you take?
While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster!
While the Lord prepares a place for us, He is preparing us for that place.
Who can measure the love of a mother? Only God!
Who is Jesus Christ? Inquire within
Who lit the fuse for the 'Big Bang'? Read the Bible.
Who wants to be a Christianaire?
Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you.
Why don't you stop trying to figure God out and start trying to figure Him in?
Will the road you’re on get you to my place?...God
Will the road you're on get you to my place?....God
Will you be one of the grateful dead, or one of the regretful dead?
Willpower, you give God your will, He gives you the power.
Wisdom has two parts. 1) Having lots to say 2) Not saying it.
Wisdom is respect for God and making proper decisions.
Wisdom is seeing things from God’s perspective.
Wise people are known for what they don’t say.
Wisemen followed the star, we follow the Son.
With God no one is lost in a crowd.
With Jesus in your life you have eternal life.
Without God the end is hopeless, but with God there is endless hope.
Without God, America is one nation under.
Without Jesus in your life you have no life.
Without the ‘test’ there is no testimony!
Wonder is the basis of worship.
Words are windows to the heart.
Work becomes worship when done for the Lord.
Work for food? We serve the bread of life for free.
Work for the Lord...the retirement plan is out of this world!
Work well done for Christ will receive a "well done" from Christ.
Worry ends where faith begins.
Worry is a waste of the imagination.
Worry is Faith in reverse.
Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due.
Worry is like a rocking chair; no matter how much you rock, you get nowhere.
Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
Worry...a burden God never meant for us to bear.
Worship regularly.. it’s easier to keep a fire burning than to start a new one!
Worship reminds us of values the world makes us forget.
Worshipers wanted, inquire within.
Would you rather trust a guy who wrote a book or the One who wrote The Book?
Wouldn't it be nice if grudges lasted as long as New Year's resolutions.
Wrapped in self makes a very small package.
WWJD = Walking With Jesus Daily
Y2K got you worried? The Y2K solution is: Yield 2 (the) King
Yesterday’s a memory, tomorrow’s a mystery. Today’s a gift from God; that’s why we call it the present.
You are included in God’s plans...is God in your plans?
You are never so high as when you're on your knees.
You are not too bad to come in. You are not too good to stay out.
You are richer today if you have laughed, given, or forgiven.
You can better understand the 23rd Psalm when you are acquainted with The Shepherd.
You can easily pick a wise man by what he does not say
You can give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
You can never run out of love, the more you give the more returns.
You can preach a better sermon with your life than with your lips.
You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
You can’t be “Amen” in church and “O me” on the streets.
You can’t convince anyone that Jesus loves them until you are willing to love them too.
You can’t direct the wind, but you can adjust your sails.
You can’t have everything! Where would you put it?
You can’t have the peace of God until you know the God of peace!
You can’t keep trouble from coming, but don’t give it a chair to sit on!
You can’t plant a seed and pick the fruit the next day.
You can’t turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.
You can't break God's promises by leaning on them - Rom 4:20
You can't compromise and conquer sin at the same time.
You can't hide behind a hypocrite unless you’re smaller then he is--
You can't hide from God by missing church.
You can't walk with God and hold hands with Satan at the same time.
You don't have to attend every argument you're invited to.
You don't have to dial STAR345 to talk to Jesus.
You learn to walk by starting on your knees.
You lie the loudest when you lie to yourself.
You master your enemies by forgiveness not force.
You may give without loving, but you cannot love without giving.
You must feel conviction before you can feel conversion.
You shall have no other Gods before me...God
You shall not commit adultery...God
You shall not covet...God
You shall not give false testimony...God
You shall not make for yourself an idol...God
You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God...God
You shall not murder...God
You shall not steal...God
You teach more with your actions than your lips.
You think it’s hot here?...God
You thought Mr. Clean took out dirt? Try Jesus!
You will never be in the wrong place when you’re in the center of God’s will.
You will never posses that which you're not willing to profess.
You will never stand alone while standing on the Word of God.
Your best days are never so good that you are beyond the need of God's grace.
Your best yuletide gift is a smile.
Your day goes the way the corners of your mouth turn!
Your Father knows what you need even before you ask - Matt 6:8
Your words are the windows to your heart.
Your worst days are never so bad that you are beyond the reach of God's grace.
You're not too 'bad' to come in (to church) and you're not to 'good' to stay out!

Comments

Lillie Ammann said…
Hummie,
These are great. I've seen many but not all of them. I sent a link to a friend who does the publications for a church and bookmarked it for my own church newsletter. These sentences make great newsletter fillers. My friend was ecstatic about finding this blog.

I look forward to reading more here.
anitab said…
Thank you so much for sharing this wonderful resource - I'm sending a link to our church secretary, and one to my husband, also - he requested that when I was reading some of them out loud to them.
anitab said…
...I mean 'to him'!

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