Reasons the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs


REASONS THE EASTER BUNNY BRINGS EGGS

- Tax write-off.

- Who wants Easter bricks?

- Consider all of the varieties: Scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.

- He gets a good deal from the local chickens.

- Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.

- Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.

- Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.

- Would you want to hunt for waffles?

- He thinks there's guys who should get chicks at least once a year.

- Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.

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Comments

tiggconn said…
LOL too cute!

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