Reasons the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs
REASONS THE EASTER BUNNY BRINGS EGGS
- Tax write-off.
- Who wants Easter bricks?
- Consider all of the varieties: Scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
- He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
- Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
- Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
- Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence Bunny.
- Would you want to hunt for waffles?
- He thinks there's guys who should get chicks at least once a year.
- Because the Energizer rabbit got the good job.