Resuscitate Me

There is a knock on the pearly gates. St. Peter looks out and a man is standing there. St. Peter is about to begin his interview when the man disappears.

A moment later there's another knock. St. Peter gets the door, sees the man, opens his mouth to speak, but the man disappears again.

"Hey, are you playing games with me?" St. Peter calls after him, annoyed.

"No," the man's distant voice replies anxiously. "They're trying to resuscitate me."

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