Five Most Constipated Men in the Old Testament

1) Cain wasn't Abel.

2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.

3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.

4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.

5) Noah was at sea for forty days and forty nights and all he passed was water.


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Comments

diney said…
My o my! I've not ever heard this one. My hubby loves these and will tell them to the oldest grandkids!

Hummie, your grandbaby is beautiful. Aren't they so special!

I miss you posting your templates on the blog. Might you do it again?

Thanks! hugs, Diane (diney)
Tammy said…
Oh my goodness. Laughing hurts, but those were good!!!!

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